Dearest Hydro Flask water bottle,
I am not sure where to start with this, as there is so much to say. Water is one of the most essential parts of our lives and having a water bottle is almost as crucial. However, it's also true that not all water bottles are created equally, some are simply better than others. Some don't keep drinks cold enough, some don't keep ice frozen, and some just aren't very durable.
But you my sweet Hydro Flask, you are one of the best.
My life before you was dark, full of plastic water bottles that end up polluting the planet.
There were other water bottles before you, some plastic, some metal, but none of them just right. No bottles that made me feel complete while I carried them with me. There was no connection, no chemistry before you. My life was a blur full of random water bottles until you showed up and changed me, truly for the better.
From the day we first got introduced, I knew that you would make my life better.
You are the perfect fish for me in the sea that is life. Thank you for keeping my ice frozen to chilly perfection whenever I fill you up. Even though you attract the sun like no other, and heat up extremely quickly, you have kept my drink the perfect temperature at all times. You have been there for me on the hottest of days, under the blistering sun, and kept me hydrated when I need it the most.
The water bottle market is wide and there are so many unique options available, but you are top of the line.
I have tried many different brands and models, but none of them are quite as stellar as you are. The stainless steel you're made of is perfect for every use. Thank you for letting me cover you in stickers and show off the best of the best. For surviving every drop and toss I have put you through and still being the best.
Your versatility is a blessing beyond belief.
With straw lids, lids with handles, tumbler lids, and more, there is a lid for every person and every situation. I don't know what I would do without you in my life, and I am hopeful I will never have to learn.
To some, you may only be a water bottle.
You may only be a side thought, something to grab on the way out the door, just there when needed. But to me, you are so much more. Thank you for going with me everywhere I go, experiencing the world with me, for experiencing life with me. Thank you for being there with me when I didn't even know I needed you.
Thank you for being more than just a water bottle. You mean more to me than you know.
Love Always,
Your other half