Dear my favorite, go-to pair of wedges,
Although the sight of you isn't necessarily the most appealing, the comfort you provide for my nights out is all I could ever want and more. The first time I laid my eyes upon you I was appalled. I swore up and down I would never fall victim of this fashion crisis. That thought lasted about 3 weeks. From the moment I slipped my foot into this hideous wedge, it was all downhill from there. A moment I can only compare to Prince Charming slipping the glass slipper onto Cinderella's foot. Now I can't imagine my life without them. They've been my favorite and most worn pair of going out shoes. They match every outfit and provide the perfect amount of comfort for my nights out. I do apologize for not taking the best care of you, but I promise in the future I will not neglect you way I have in the past. I will love you unconditionally and cherish you the way you deserve. When you find a beautiful pair of shoes like that in your life, you should never them go. Keep them safe, cherish them, because before you know it, your perfect size 7 will be out of stock.
For anyone who is not from the south, I have provided a link for your viewing pleasure. Yes, I whole heartedly agree... THEY ARE UGLY!!!!! But I truly encourage each and every one of you to invest in what I like to call my "perfectly ugly shoes". Although they are somewhat expensive for a pair of shoes that don't have the best sense of style, their comfort is well worth it. Being that I am a broke college student I am currently at the point where I'm willing to sell a kidney for a new pair to add to my collection. In all seriousness it's comfort over fashion...so go out and get yourselves a pair of OTBTs...I promise you won't regret it!!!
Sincerely,
The girl who fell in love with the shoes she vowed to never purchase