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10 Reasons Why I Choose to Date Coffee

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Oh, how I love thee. You are perfect in every way. Here is an extensive list as to why I choose to openly date you.

1. Your encouragement and commitment

When I am driving home in an awful mood, I know that you will always be there. If I pass Starbucks, there will always be at least ten Dunkin's shortly after. You'd never leave my side, and hey, likewise.



2. Your compassion

I cry. You empathize. I need you during a time of rat-nest hair, sweats, and runny eyeliner? You're on it. You love to lend your lid for me to lean on during times of need, and for that I am eternally grateful.

3. Your strength

Let's be honest. You know where every cup is going, but you push through. Shout out to you, my love.

4. Your optimism

I don't refer to you as my daily pick-me-up without reason. You transform frowns into psychotic, wide-eyed smiles. When my soul is feeling cranky and bitter, you sprinkle your magic dust on me and I take flight.

5. You aren't afraid to cry

Go' head, boo. Be in touch with your feelings. I'll support you no matter how many times I'm told it's just "condensation"... Lean that lid right on back on my shoulder, and tilt that straw this way.

6. You are right 99 percent of the time

But, Babe, I really should be saving my money. You're right, silly me. You're not a bad influence, and I am not brain-washed. Later to the haters that disagree.

7. You are forgiving

I'm sorry that the man at the cafe completely butchered you. I'm sorry that I'm visibly cringing during every sip. I'm sorry. This wasn't meant to happen.

8. Your success

Some would be jealous, but I am proud to call you mine. You are catering to the "white girl" needs across the world, and your success will only grow larger. Congratulations, boo. Let celebrate by throwing back some cold-brews.


9. You are adorable

Sometimes I can't help but stare and absorb your cuteness. Whether you're wearing ceramic, plastic, or a butchered attempt at my name. The sharpie only brings out your straw more, though.

10. You complement me

No, not compliment. You complete me. I go through life with empty, lego-like fists just waiting for you to glide down from the heavens. When my skin is melting off during summer, you're iced and waiting. When the snow drifts down from the sky, you sit, nestled perfectly between my fingers. When leaves trickle down from trees, you are pumpkin-flavored and up for hayrides. When I need a snack, you are in chocolate-covered bean form.

You are my soul mate. You are absolutely everything. I love you. Xx.

-S

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