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For The Love Of Food

Things that those who love food have probably said at least once.

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For The Love Of Food

When you're someone who loves food, you really can never eat enough. You might be having one meal, but you're definitely thinking about the next one. Whenever you go out, you search for restaurants near you. You give up necessities because you'd rather eat something delicious than be able to drive anywhere. So this is for all of those who love food and have no shame in shouting it to the world.

1. When you're absolutely starving: "I haven't eaten in two hours."

2. When you look at your bank account transactions: "Oh, look at all of the restaurants."

3. When you have to do some quick math: "Do I have enough money in my account to buy dinner?"

4. When you have just enough for food, but not necessities: "I guess I'll just wait a little bit longer to fill up my gas tank."

5. When you have to debate dinner: "Would it be wrong for me to order pizza from Donatos and Parmesan Bread Bites from Domino's?"

6. When you decide to order food from two different restaurants: "Should I wait an extra 10 minutes after ordering from one place to order from the other so that they don't come at the same time?

7. When someone asks you what you want to do: "Order food."

8. When you're asked where you want to go on a date: "Somewhere with food."

9. When you're invited to a party: "Will they have food there?"

10. When someone suggests sharing: "Sorry, I was actually planning to eat all of it."

11. When you need a word to describe what you're feeling: "Hungry and angry. So hangry."


12. When you're in the middle of lunch: "What's for dinner?"

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