On any given day you can probably find me either: A. drinking a Dunkin Donuts coffee, or B. Complaining about how much I want a Dunkin Donuts coffee. I can't function in the morning without my hand gripping a hot cup of liquid happiness.
Actual picture of me at 8 AM.
So here is my declaration of love to Dunkin Donuts, King of coffee.
Thank you Dunks, for always being my affordable coffee place, because why would I want to pay five dollars for a medium cup of bitter, too-strong Starbucks "coffee"? I love the feeling of knowing my coffee is priced correctly every time. Also, thanks for putting that survey on the bottom of your receipts, because who doesn't love a free doughnut? When Boston received over 108 inches of snow during the winter of 2015, guess who was there? You were. You were there for all of us who just needed our daily caffeine intake. It didn't matter if the roads weren't plowed, or the snow was coming down in thick blobs, your doors remained open and your coffee (or hot chocolate) warmed our frozen hands (and hearts, probably).
Thank you dunkin for allowing me to make your magical coffee at home, minus the angry driver behind me in the drive-thru lane. Thank you for rewarding me for spending so much money on coffee with a free any size drink. You know damn well I'm ordering a extra large on those days. For the most part, everyone I come into contact with at your locations are pleasant, but there are a few times when I'd like the throw my coffee across the counter and be just as rude, but I don't (why make the coffee suffer?). Thank you for putting me in greatest of moods every time I pull into your parking lot, because I know that coffee will soon fill my soul with warmth and happiness.
You know that feeling you had when you were seven and you woke up at 4:30 on Christmas and snuck downstairs and found there were a bunch of gifts under the tree? Yeah, that's how dunkin's makes me feel. Thank you for making coffee shops that are 24 hours, so in case I need to be caffeinated at 11:30 pm, I have access to the juice. Thank you for just being awesome Dunkin, I don't know what I would do without you.
