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Relationship Advice From Dennis Reynolds

The foolproof system to win anyone's undying love and devotion.

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Relationship Advice From Dennis Reynolds
Joey L

1. Be Yourself

You can never make a donkey look sexy. The true you is always the best version of yourself.

2. Don't Let Anyone Lower Your Worth

3. Give Gifts

Everyone loves gifts, especially homemade ones. Plus, this could be your ideal opportunity to show your romantic interest in your potential partner.

4. Be Direct

Be direct in what you want.

5. Don't Be Afraid to Make Judgments

Don't be afraid to say no to someone. There is no shame in valuing your worth and having standards.

6. Show Off Your Dance Moves

7. Give Compliments

Compliments can go a long way.

8. Show Off Your Talents

9. Respect

Respect yourself and respect the other person.

10. Dress To Impress

Don't let your jeans prevent you from doing what you need to do. Wear an outfit that is both shows off your style while still being practical.

11. Always Be Prepared

Whatever tools you use, keep them handy. Don't get caught without protection.

12. When All Else Fails, Implement the D.E.N.N.I.S. System

If the previous steps have not won your romantic interest, then it's time to use the D.E.N.N.I.S. System, the foolproof system. Demonstrate Your Value. Engage Physically. Nurture Dependence. Neglect Emotionally. Inspire Hope, and finally, Separate Entirely. This is the ultimate system for seduction, with a guaranteed success rate.

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