Everyone has an idea of how they want the first time they have sex to be like. And while you might have this idea, and you might be prepared, you definitely aren't prepared for how awkward it can be. (Or for those awkward thoughts that are racing through your mind as it's happening.) So I surveyed former virgins about they were thinking about it when they had sex for the first time.
Here are all the thoughts they had when they lost their virginity:
1. "Is it over yet?"
OK, so this one was me. But it was so BORING. He laid there and didn't do anything, I was on top and I thought it was going to hurt but it didn't... I'll let you guys connect the dots. But anyway, I lied to him said that it hurt and asked if we could stop just so it would be over.
2. "I hope I'm doing OK."
Let's be real here though, this was probably everyone.
3. "This is happening. This is happening."
Probably everyones thoughts right when things start heating up.
4. "Well, this isn't what I expected. It's nothing like the movies."
Losing your virginity is nothing like "Fifty Shades of Grey." It's more like fifty shades of red from, embarrassment and putting in work.
5. "I hope it doesn't hurt—it hurts, when is this going to end."
I would bet that a lot of girls had this thought.
6. "He's not going anywhere."
I got a bunch of these comments.
7. "She's amazing."
Once again I got a bunch of these.
8. "This is happening fast."
It probably did, one minute you're putting on Netflix and the next you're naked...
9. "Do I really want this?"
If this is what you're thinking, just stop... yes even in the middle of it.
10. "I don't want this to end."
#CantRelate
11. "Will I look any different?"
I mean you don't look like your orgasm face, but no you won't look different.
sunrise
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bonfire friends
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sadness
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