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How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days

what you shouldn't do to win a guy over

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Like many other girls, it can be extremely difficult to understand and deal with the male species. Many of my friends are some of the lucky ones who seem to have somewhat of a grasp on boys resulting in their extremely long relationships. I, on the other hand, have miserably failed at this. Yes I admit it. In my twenty years of existence, I have learned and have done everything you should NOT do to attract a boy. While many have been in long relationships, I have managed to a) scare boys enough to where they don't talk to me or b) have simply lost interest. When people tell me about their 400 month long relationship, I always laugh and say, "Ha! I can barely keep a boy around for a week". Inspired by the movie How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days with Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey, I believe that I, too, am capable of losing a guy in 10 days. Here is everything you need to do to lose a guy in 10 days:

Day 1. When you two first start talking, the thing to do is to constantly be sarcastic and make jokes. Every guy loves a smart ass girl!

Day 2. Forget everything you know about hygiene. This step is pretty simple for me because I went to an all girls school, so not washing my hair or wearing makeup comes by naturally. The messy bun and sweatpants look is a true winner. Don't shave your legs either!

Day 3. Why send one text when you can send 100? Don't forget emoji's either! If he doesn't respond within 30 minutes, text him a bunch of crying faces. Bae needs to respond when you text him duh!

Day 4. Post only pictures of you two on Instagram so he knows how much you care about him!! Make sure you put a sappy caption too.

Day 5. Talk about other guys in front of him (specifically exes) and how hot they are. If you see an attractive guy walk by, comment on how hot he is. That will make him feel great!

Day 6. Complain all the time and tell him all your girl drama. (hint: boys just love drama). Tell him about how Julie hooked up with Sally's boyfriend the other night.

Day 7. Pet names. Call him sweetie, pookie poo, honey, baby, etc. Do it constantly and in a baby voice.

Day 8. Get all of his social media passwords and track him so you know where he is at all times.

Day 9. Having sex too soon!! That will make him respect ya more ya think??

Day 10. Making him your entire world. Literally. You can't breathe without him. You have to do everything with him.

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