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10 Things Donaldo Tramp and Lord Voldemort Have In Common

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Lukas Emory
Nov 14, 2016
Newark, Delaware
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10 Things Donaldo Tramp and Lord Voldemort Have In Common
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Let's be honest: Dingle Tringle is America's Dark Lord. Allow me to extrapolate.

Disclaimer: I will not be using Dolan Triscut's real name in the spirit of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (Also because he is a slim ball who doesn't deserve any mention).

1. Supporters Are Predominantly White Elitists


Death Eaters? Republican rally? Who knows!?

2. Awkward Huggers

*cringes into eternity*

3. Unnatural Skin Tone

"Girl, look how orange you f'cking look, girl!"

4. Two-Faced


All four faces are equally threatening.

5. Use Their Powers For Evil

Young Tom Riddle? Young Dingo Turnip? What's the difference!?

6. Call People Names


Surprisingly, Voldemort's insults are far more SFW than Trumpet's.

7. Use Fake Names


I... Am... Lord... Drumpf....

8. Speak In 140 Characters Or Less

Most Likely To Respond To A Paragraph With "K."

9. Threaten Their Opponents

Replace "Harry Potter" with "Hillary Clinton" and this literally sounds like Dondé Trombone at a debate.

10. Will Die One Day

So THAT's what they meant by "liberty and justice for all."

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