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Long hair, don't care. (Or do I?)

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Long Hair Probs

We long-haired ones must stick together. We know the struggle of attempting to keep our hair under wraps, but at the same time wanting to rock it and flaunt it! Having long hair is so much fun and gives you lots of options, but at the same time, deep down, we just want to rip our hair out.

1. Windows are not your friend.

Opening the windows? Driving in a convertible? Don't even think about it. We all know how the pain of attempting to see where we are going while casually getting hit in the face repetitively by our luscious locks feels.

2. But detangling spray certainly is!

This was made from the gods. While you may need a gallon of it at a time, detangler always does the trick.

3. Your hair gets caught in chairs.

And it hurts. So. Bad.

4. The feeling of taking your hair out of a ponytail is glorious.

Even though you have the crease, it feels oh so good.

5. Your showers are twice as long as everyone else's.

"Why do you always take so long?"

"Have you ever looked at my hair...?"

6. It looks ridiculous after a pool day.

Anyone need a mop? Got one right on my head!

7. You can surely rock an updo, but it takes hours to get all that hair up there.

Up-dos are so fun to wear and are the perfect go-to for special occasions. But we all know they take about two hours just to put all the hair up there.

8. Curls fall after about two seconds, even with an immense amount of hairspray.

Four different types of extra strength-hold hairspray later and you still have straight spots and fly-aways.

9. Doesn't matter how hard you try, you'll always miss a spot.

To no avail, we always realize after we're out the door that the backs of our heads look ridiculous

10. You constantly have hair in your mouth or in your face.

It's grown to be so common that you don't even notice anymore.

11. Having your hair tie break is your worst nightmare.

We always have extra though.

12. Everyone always pets you.

Am I a dog or something?

13. You've mastered the hair flip.


I mean c'mon, we all do it.

14. Every other day you contemplate chopping it off.

Like seriously, life would be so much easier if I just had short hair!

15. But the thought quickly disappears soon after.

LOL...not happening.

Because no matter what, having long hair is a blessing and a curse that you could never live without.

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