Do you always find yourself thinking about food? Are you usually embarrassed at what you say to people? Do you love sitting on your couch and "work on your night cheese"? If so, you're probably Liz Lemon. And if so, you've probably had a lot of awkward moments in your life. Here are some things that you've probably done, but Liz Lemon also has:
1. When you can't remember the last time you had a social life
"Wow is it really necessary to have to do this so late? I'm usually in bed by 9 at the latest."
2. When you're trying to show off to your friends that you *do* actually go out at night
"Yeah I got so lit last weekend...off chips and queso."
3. When you try to actually change your life, but then he world decides to retaliate
Well, I tried to have a positive outlook so that counts for something, right? Okay I'm going to hide away from the world so nothing else bad can happen to me for the rest of the day.
4. When you're trying to maintain that healthy lifestyle, but you have to make some compromises
Hey. I ate only 3 cookies today, not my usual 10.
5. When you went a *little* too long without doing laundry
"Does it really smell that bad? I did laundry like.... 3-ish week... months ago!"
6. When your wardrobe reflects your personality
"Honestly, I just really like these colors!" --outside me
"Is it though?" --inner me
7. When all you care about is food (even over men)
Honestly, it's the best when someone else buys your food. Doesn't matter who it's from, it's FREE!
8. When you get hangry and hit your breaking point
"I WILL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND IF THERE IS NO FOOD!!"
9. When your eating habits are not as socially acceptable as you thought
"I eat your 'suggested serving size' for BREAKFAST."
10. Trying to put your best self out there
"I GOT OUT OF BED AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS."
11. When you can't figure out the whole "small talk" thing
"Man, this... WEATHER, like the SKY? What IS that?"
*backs out of conversation slowly*
12. Praising yourself when a social interaction does go right
"I didn't even talk about how weird the sky is! Time for celebratory nachos!"
13. When you're trying to stay low key about the boy you're talking to
"Yeah no, I am totally fine that he left me on read exactly 32 minutes ago...I'm not stalking his social media activitey...I'm so cool."
14. When you never got rid of your email address that you made when you were 12
"What? That's a solid username. I definitely will keep using it, thank you very much."
But no matter how much of a mess your life is, you're doing some great things in life so it don't even matter
