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Living in an All-Girls Dorm, as Told by Spongebob Squarepants

Thank you, Spongebob, for always be relatable!

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Living in an All-Girls Dorm, as Told by Spongebob Squarepants
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College is a fascinating time for all who attend. You make new friends, encounter freedom, and learn to live consistently broke. For girls, one of the most interesting experiences is learning to live among 30 other girls, all with different interests and personalities. Even though it can be stressful at times, we learn to love each other and all of our unique quirks. So, here are some things girls experience when living together, as told by Spongebob Squarepants.

1. When you finally shave your legs, so you run to show all your hall mates.

2. When guys come on your hall, but you all look terrible, so you choose to hide.

3. When that one hall mate continues to make terrible puns.

4. When everyone is on their period at the same time.

5. When the period hunger fades and everyone is crying.

6. When you all have to act normal in public because you don't know how weird you can be without being judged.

7. When you all mistakenly decide working out together is a good idea.


8. When you all are trying not to violate quiet hours, but the inside jokes are too funny.


9. When it's finals week and all of you should be studying, but you choose to watch a movie together instead.

10. When one girl starts feeling emotion so you demand that she says something positive about herself.

11. When you're having a great hair day and all your hall mates compliment you.

12. When you know everyone is judging you, but you all continue to act like immature little girls.

13. When one of your girls gets her heart broken by a dude and you all start planning his take down.

14. When your musically inclined hall mates continue to sing and play instruments and the rest of you sit back like...

15. When you try to have a nice hall dinner, but it gets out of control too fast.

16. When someone plays music out loud and suddenly there is a twerk party in the lobby.

Living with so many girls can be stressful at times, but we love each other and we wouldn't want to live anywhere else.

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