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9 Ways To Live Your Life According To Ron Swanson

New Year, More Bacon.

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9 Ways To Live Your Life According To Ron Swanson
Madison Breslin

Since I have been re-watching the show, "Parks and Recreation," I found it appropriate as we are coming to the end of winter break, to entertain, and enlighten you all with the ways of Ron Swanson:

1. First and foremost for this new year! You must work hard, do your squats, and get that A! Also, take one thing at a time, do not go crazy and become a big ball of stress.

2. Do not forget to indulge in anything that you love! Be strong in your choices and do not let anybody manipulate or tell you otherwise.

3. Do not be afraid to say no to somebody this year. Stand up for what you believe in.

4. Know what you want out of this year. Motivate yourself, do not get off track of what you want to do! Be blunt, and be true to who you are!

5. After all that hard work and devotion do not be afraid to, "Treat yo self' 2017!"

6. I cannot emphasize this enough, make some time for yourself. You will explode if you do not have that relaxing bath, or whatever "me time," means for you, to get back some clarity.

7. Do not let the haters bring you down.

8. Do not get so bogged down in other people's problems and issues that you start hating everything and everyone.

9. When you go party, or the club, do not be afraid to let yourself go. According to Swanson, "There is no bad way to consume alcohol."

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