1. Walk in the rain to a frat party in Downtown Chicago
Recently I visited my cousin, Samantha, at DePaul University. When we walking into her dorms the weather was surprisingly pleasant. My cousin said it was a short walk to this fraternity party and to not bring a jacket because it would be hot in their house. She was right about one thing, the heat in the house. Little did we know that the destination was around 7 blocks which would've been fine....... if it didn't start to pour rain. I was trying to drop it like it's hot with mad frizzy hair. Next time I'm either Ubering or checking the weather beforehand.
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2. Buy another bearded dragon
2. Buy another bearded dragonI had a few bearded dragons growing up and was always wanting another once we moved out of my moms old boyfriends house. Being 20 and living on my own, I walked into Petsmart to grab a new collar for my puppy when I passed a baby bearded dragon. He was very skittish and I knew it was because he was so young. Well he ended up being an asshole and tries to escape his cage everyday. Not only is he ungrateful, but he's one nasty MoFo. His cage resides on my desk and whenever I do homework he tries to attack me through the glass.
3. Wear a sweatshirt to a rave
Excision happens to be one of my favorite DJs and he was intown in Vegas when I was there. I live in Denver so I brought very limited clothes. I am not into dressing in "rave attire" unless it's something big so my only option was just regular clothes. I mean, my outfit was bangin' but by the end of the set I was wishing I could take my sweatshirt off right there in the crowd. Was an amazing night; for sure learned my lesson.
4. Hop out of a lifted car without looking down first
My roommate had a birthday dinner at some hibachi place in Henderson, NV. I got dropped off and my Uber happened to have a lifted Jeep. When I say lifted, I literally mean lifted as hell. He pulled up into a parking spot so I could get out safely and I got my things together so I can get ready to jump out. Once I opened the door, I took a leap and landed in a bush. It'd be one thing if the bush was soft, but it was beyond hard. A couple walking into the restaurant started laughing their asses off at me and all I could do was try and get myself together. When I got out of the bush, I realized I tore my fishnets and cut my leg open. To be honest, I was more upset about my fishnets.
5. Allow a midget with a bottle to pour shots down my throat
I went to a bar with my best friend and it was LIT. Not only was it massive, but so much was going on in there. There was a dance floor, multiple different bars, beer pong, a separate area for people on the guest list, but lastly there was a midget with a bottle on a counter top. I didn't quite understand what was going on, but I was for sure down. He offered me a shot and I tilted my head back so he could pour it in my mouth. Let's just say he was my buddy that night because I lost track after the 6th shot.
