As many in this country are aware, there is a presidential election coming up, and of course that means making the important decision of choosing the next leader of the free world. It has finally come down to figuring out which two we can choose between, and unlike in previous elections, this one seems to be the most controversial in recent memory. With the Republican National Convention going on right now, an event most of us have been fearing and dreading since last June when Donald Trump announced his plans to run for office, could there be anything much worse than President Trump? Possibly not. Here is a list of things that are better than having Donald Trump become the next president of the United States of America (in no particular order):
1. "Cannot connect to the internet."
2. Traffic jams.
3. Getting a parking ticket.
4. Long lines at the DMV or Disney World or whatever you want to call it.
5. Really hot weather.
6. Really cold weather.
7. Pokemon Go crashing.
8. Low battery.
9. Blackouts.
10. Research papers.
11. Group projects.
12. Not keeping up with the Kardashians.
13. No free refills.
14. The rent being too damn high.
15. The first day of school.
16. The last day of school.
17. School in general.
18. Math (OK, that's enough with school).
19. Terrible-tasting coffee.
20. Nothing being on sale (not even 5 percent off).
21. Jury duty.
22. Disappointment.
23. Being broke.
24. Taxes and bills.
25. Being a proud alumnus of Trump University.
26. Melania Trump's speech at the 2016 Republican National Convention.
27. Ronald Scrump.
28. Kanye West.
29. Kanye West's music.
30. Kanye West's family.
31. Getting stung by a jellyfish.
32. Needles.
33. FOMO.
34. Blisters.
And finally...
35. Donald Trump NOT being president.
Yup, what possibly could be worse than Donald Trump being president? I don't know. I don't think anyone will ever know. A final note is that this article has nothing to do with picking sides, although Picking Sides is a good idea for a 36th thing.