Ten things that great roommates will say to each other at least five times a day
We all have that one roommate that we relate with on almost every aspect of life, which makes witty banter and daily conversations legendary and strange. Here are a list of ten things that my roommate and I are constantly saying to one another, and you probably are too.
1. Do I have to go to work/class? Please dont make me go!
2. Im hungry, can we go get food or order food? Is this your food? Can I have it?
3. We are constantly insulting each other, and then laughing about it: why are you so weird? Stop being mean!
4. We tell jokes that no one else would ever laugh at, and then are proud of ourselves for being the funniest human beings on earth.
5. What are you doing tonight? Can we binge watch reality TV like "The Bachelor" or "Sister Wives?"
6. Why didn't you text me/snapchat me back? I could have been abducted and you wouldn't even know!
7. I really want a pet, can we get one? Do you think we can sneak a kitten into our dorm room?
8. Have you seen my (insert item here)? I can't find it anywhere, are you sure you haven't seen it?
9. We are constantly quoting chic flicks such as "Mean Girls" and "She's the Man," "You can't sit with us!"
