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11 Alternative Facts That Are 'Definitely' True

8. Trump had the largest Inauguration crowd in history

allison.turner@live.longwood.edu
Jan 29, 2017
Appalachian State University
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11 Alternative Facts That Are 'Definitely' True

Because KellyAnne Conway took it upon herself to defend the new American Press Secretary's lies with the term "alternative facts," I have taken it upon myself to compile a list of some stellar "alternative facts."

1. Climate Change Is Not Real

Yes, it is absolutely not real because the global temperature has not risen dramatically in the past three years.

2. Mexico Will Pay For A $20B Wall

"If Mexico is not planning on paying, they should cancel this meeting."

3. Donald Trump Has Large Hands

4. Trump University Was Not A Failure

5. Trump Does Not Still Have A Personal Cell Phone

6. Obama Was Not Born In America

7. There Was Extreme Voter Fraud In The Recent Election

We're all shocked you won, too.

8. Trump Had The Largest Inauguration Crowd In History

9. Men Are Being Oppressed

Yep! Sure are!!

10. Every Woman Who Accused Trump Of Sexual Assault Is In Fact Lying

11. Trump Won The Popular Vote

The people spoke and the majority said yes!

These are only a few alternative facts that are popping up in ~~~Trump's World~~~

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