Lactose intolerant? Allergic to dairy? Cheese is a big no for all of us. When you eat it, bad things happen. And you miss it so much. Pretty much everything good is made with cheese. Here's a few struggles we go through trying to avoid one of the best foods on the earth:
1. No queso.
Goodbye to the most delicious food on the planet.
2. No cheesecake.
Except the crisis is that you can't have cheesecake in the first place.
3. No bagels and cream cheese.
We can still eat bagels but cream cheese is the best part, so there's literally no point.
4. Like I said, when you do eat it, bad things happen.
5. Ordering pizza is 1000000 x harder.
Do you just go without cheese? Is it even pizza then??
6. Sometimes you think, "I can probably handle this tiny bit of cheese"
7. You can't.
8. Pretty much all Mexican food is ruled out.
9. No more fondue.
10. Sometimes you think, "I probably just made this whole thing up because I reacted badly to cheese the past few times, it doesn't mean it'll affect me that way every time."
11. Yes, it will.
12. No cheeseburgers.
Yeah, they don't make you happy anymore.
13. No grilled cheese.
This is 10000x worse when you're sick and all you want is grilled cheese and tomato soup.
14. No mac n cheese.
15. Eating out is a pain.
Try to find a menu item that's appealing without cheese. Then order and say, "no cheese anywhere on the plate," just to be sure.
16. No Alfredo sauce.
17. Your friends will eat cheese in front of you.
18. They will also forget you can't have cheese and ask if you want to split delicious, cheesy foods with them.
19. Pretty much every good Pinterest recipe has cheese in it.
20. No cheese plate or cheese ball appetizers.
The holidays are coming up which means lots of appetizers you can't eat.
21. No chili cheese anything.
22. All good snack foods are cheese based.
Goldfish, Cheez-Its, Cheetos... you spend 20 hours in the snack aisle just trying to find something that sounds good but has no cheese in it.