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Life As Told By 'New Girl'

I see myself in every character on New Girl.

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Life As Told By 'New Girl'
Den of Geek

New Girl is hands down one of the best shows currently on the air. There have been 6 seasons to date and it's safe to say I've re-watched the whole series at least 5 times. New Girl is that type of show you can watch when you're in any mood and if that mood happens to be a bad one, the show somehow manages to put you in a better mood--at least it does for me. I find little bits of myself in each and every character, as I think everyone else does. Here is my life as told by not just the "New Girl" herself, but everyone in the Loft.

1. Every Time I Was Nick Miller

My response to everything.

And...this is my reasoning for everything.



Getting angry and yelling at inanimate objects is my specialty.


Me trying to justify my day to my everyone who hasn't discovered the amazingness of Hulu, Netflix, and Amazon Instant Video.

2. Every Time I Was Jessica Day

The question of the day; cinnamon pretzel with icing or salted pretzel with nacho cheese dip?


Yeah, I'm one of those people.


If this isn't the truth, I don't know what is. Preach it, Jess.


3. Every Time I was Winston Bishop (The Real Winston)

* Dog.


Pretty sure it's a proven fact that alone in the car is the perfect time for a Broadway jam session.


My inner thoughts at every single party I have ever gone to.


I'm actually not sure if I am judgmental Winston in this situation or the person he's judging.

4. Every Time I Was Winston Schmidt (The Fake Winston)

This is me to anyone born after 1999.




Sarcasm is basically a second language.


Same goes for hot dogs.

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