Gentleman, start your engines - and may the best woman win!

As a child, I never experienced the wonder that is "RuPaul's Drag Race." However, in recent years, I've taken it upon myself to broaden my horizons and expand my world view. I had no idea what I was getting myself into...in a good way!

For those of you who don't know what "RuPaul's Drag Race" is, bless your soul; I recommend you stop reading this article and log into your Hulu or Amazon Instant Video account IMMEDIATELY. You're welcome. For those of you who aren't doing that: Why? Anyway, here's the low-down. "RuPaul's Drag Race" is a reality TV show that features the best drag queens that the world has to offer, hosted by none other than RuPaul him(her)self. In the show, which airs on Logo TV, 12 queens compete every week in mini-challenges and main-stage challenges to be crowned the winner. What's at stake? $100,000, a custom-made crown, and a year of unlimited Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics. What queen could turn that down?

So why the hell am I telling you about this? "RPDR" is not only hours of endless entertainment, but between the drama, the shade, and the makeup removal, it's actually got some pretty useful life lessons throughout the eight seasons that have aired over the years.

1. "If you can't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?"

Nearly every person to grace the runway for "RPDR" has been a staunch advocate and member of the LGBT community, but that doesn't mean that they're comfortable with themselves. In fact, many aren't 100 percent in love with who they are; one thing that RuPaul does remind them of every week though, whether they've been graced with shantay, you stay or sashay away, RuPaul always wants them to know that they should be loved - but it has to start with themselves.

2. "Water off a duck's back."

Perhaps one of the best lessons to be learned from "RPDR," Jinx Monsoon brought us this mantra. For those of you who aren't quite sure what it means? Well, it really depends on you. For example, if you're working retail and a customer is reading you for filth, all you have to do is remind yourself it's just water off a duck's back.

3. "Don't get bitter, just get better."

Alyssa Edwards, one of the queens of Season 5 - and also, returning for "All Stars Season 2" - said this during one of her challenges, but it really does apply universally. If someone is genuinely trying to provide you with constructive criticism, take it and do better - it may be hard, but it's worth it.

So whether you're a casual viewer, or a diehard "RPDR" fan, take these lessons and put them to use! Sure: Drag may seem an odd pastime, but really, these people are just like us, and their wisdom alone can be worth a watch...or two...or three. What am I saying? Just binge-watch the show!