Chances are, if you're between the ages of 10 and 30 then you've watched Spongebob Squarepants at some point. Or, if you're like me, it was on the TV every single day after school. When you grow up watching Spongebob that often, you're sure to pick up on some things.
Note:This is supposed to be funny. Please don't take any serious advice from a talking sponge.
1. Water is very important.
Especially to a Sponge, but mostly to everyone. "I NEED IT!"
2. You probably shouldn't fake having big muscles.
Or at least don't make it obvious. Take note from Musclebob himself.
3. Growing up sucks.
But you can probably still have cookies, even though they'll never be as good as Grandma's.
4. Don't be afraid to showcase your self-confidence!
5. Overcoming social anxiety is no joke.
"Take it away, Penny!"
6. Being normal isn't all it's cracked up to be.
7. The best way to be fancy is with your pinky out.
8. Acronyms are very useful.
9. Stand up to bullies.
But don't take the same route Spongebob did.
10. Procrastination is a bad idea.
And always will be, even if your handwriting's fancy.
This has been a crash course in "Life Lessons" from Spongebob Squarepants. "I'M READY!"