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Life Is Salty

Here is a list of the top 11 things that are making me feel salty right now.

Dec 05, 2016

Winona State University

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Life Is Salty

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Here is a list of the top eleven things that make me salty as of this very moment.

1. Neighbors

These are my neighbors, except they live across from me and yell at random times of the night.

2. Health Insurance Websites

You would think that these websites would explain more. Nope! Instead you have to wait on hold for hours. So great!

3. Dan

Dan is this head. The neighbors below us have him in the window. He is super creepy. Them and ourselves enjoy sending passive aggressive notes to each other. Here is their note. It is all in good fun, but the face is still creepy.

4. Homework

I do not need to explain this.

5. Papers

Thank you Squidward.

6. Obnoxious Spam Email

Everything this time of year is filled with things you should buy, children you should help or bills that need paying that are for items you have not bought yet, but they think you should buy it. This is obnoxious.

7. Professors Who Create Their Own Final Times

NO. Schedules are schedules. Finals week is hard enough.

8. Technology

It is finals week, knock it off computer!

9. Naked Neighbors

Our neighbors this week are losing it.

10. Bills

11.Shipping Fees

It is the holidays. Where is your Christmas spirit, Amazon?

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