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Life At St. John's As Explained By Spongebob

Being a Johnnie is strangely similar to being a sea sponge...

May 02, 2016

Life At St. John's As Explained By Spongebob

You've seen it before: College Life Explained by Spongebob, 25 Times Spongebob Perfectly Described the College Experience, etc... But have you ever seen our favorite animated friends from under the sea describe life at SJU?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Here's 26 times that Bikini Bottom was basically St. John's:

1. Cleaning your room for health inspections/visitation days

2. Trying to save your GPA at the end of the semester

3. Attempting to pay attention in a 3 hour lecture

4. Trying to dance at Trads/Parsons

5. Eating anything other than Montys

6. Watching the tour groups walk down The Strip

7. Contemplating your life choices in DAC

8. Walking into your 7:30

9. When You call your parents and they ACTUALLY give you money

10. Trying to set your friends up/going on a Tinder date

11. When you actually get ready for class for once

12. When you google a question and find the entire assignment on Quizlet

13. Trying to pay for textbooks/student fees

14. Trying to get anything to load on SJUMobile

15. Trying to get work done when your roommates are going out

16. Trying to meet the minimum word requirement on a paper

17. Trying to stop procrastinating

18. After running from the Residence Village all the way to St. John's Hall/Marillac

19. When your best friend has a different Discover the World rotation than you

20. When the Diner is out of chicken strips

21. When someone is waayyy too enthusiastic about doing ASL

22. When Montys actually has good desserts

23. When you go to Java Johnnies or DAC After Dark just for the free food

24. Trying to pay for the Q46

25. Trying to understand any of your philosophy classes

26. Realizing your ASL is due next week and you still haven't gotten your hours

Basically, this was you all semester:

Nevertheless, you love being a Johnnie, and wouldn't change it for a thing.

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