You've seen it before: College Life Explained by Spongebob, 25 Times Spongebob Perfectly Described the College Experience, etc... But have you ever seen our favorite animated friends from under the sea describe life at SJU?
Yeah, I didn't think so.
Here's 26 times that Bikini Bottom was basically St. John's:
1. Cleaning your room for health inspections/visitation days
2. Trying to save your GPA at the end of the semester
3. Attempting to pay attention in a 3 hour lecture
4. Trying to dance at Trads/Parsons
5. Eating anything other than Montys
6. Watching the tour groups walk down The Strip
7. Contemplating your life choices in DAC
8. Walking into your 7:30
9. When You call your parents and they ACTUALLY give you money
10. Trying to set your friends up/going on a Tinder date
11. When you actually get ready for class for once
12. When you google a question and find the entire assignment on Quizlet
13. Trying to pay for textbooks/student fees
14. Trying to get anything to load on SJUMobile
15. Trying to get work done when your roommates are going out
16. Trying to meet the minimum word requirement on a paper
17. Trying to stop procrastinating
18. After running from the Residence Village all the way to St. John's Hall/Marillac
19. When your best friend has a different Discover the World rotation than you
20. When the Diner is out of chicken strips
21. When someone is waayyy too enthusiastic about doing ASL
22. When Montys actually has good desserts
23. When you go to Java Johnnies or DAC After Dark just for the free food
24. Trying to pay for the Q46
25. Trying to understand any of your philosophy classes
26. Realizing your ASL is due next week and you still haven't gotten your hours
Basically, this was you all semester:
Nevertheless, you love being a Johnnie, and wouldn't change it for a thing.