When I'm watching liberal news networks or reading liberal literature, I can't help but notice that there are certain words that liberals put a whole new meaning to, so I have decided to create a liberal dictionary to clear up any confusion around the meaning of these words.

1. Rights

Certain commodities that should be given to all people.

Use in a sentence:

"I have the right to health care, and if I can't afford, it the government should steal money from other people to pay for my health care."

2. Love

The action of never ever questioning someone or his or her beliefs.

Love may include

-mollycoddling

-lying to make them feel good

-allowing someone to persist in stupidity

Use in a sentence:

"I love my son, so I am fully supporting his killing spree."

3. Hate

To voice the fact that you disagree with someone in any way.

Use in a sentence:

"Molly must hate me because she told me that I was wrong for poking Jimmy's eye out."

4. Tolerant

The quality of being indulgent and kind to people who hold different beliefs than you. Except for Christians. Or white males. Or conservatives.

Use in a sentence:

"I am tolerant of all beliefs, but he just shouldn't be allowed to preach in public."