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A Letter To The Bae Who Doesn't Know He's The Bae

Maybe one day.

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A Letter To The Bae Who Doesn't Know He's The Bae
Murray Mitchell

Hello my love,

It's me again. Although our recent interactions have increased significantly, you still don't understand my love for you. Let me begin by saying you looked great in your aunt's post on Facebook from Easter. I'm talking about Auntie Rose, not Auntie Kathy. Also, please let your sister know I loved her shoes. You really should wear the lavender color more often, it looks great with your skin tone. If we were actually a couple, I would be sure to dress you in colors that look great on you.

I noticed you got the cobb salad the other day in the cafe. I flashed you a smile and you waved. Are you getting the salad because you are watching the waistline? Let me say, there is no reason to be doing that. According to my Facebook creeping, you really have slimmed down since 2012.

We spoke the other day. In the library. Do you remember? I was in the line to print and so were you. You asked, "Are you all set?" I think you were talking about being done with the printer but, Bae, I will only be all set once we are together. But, true to form, I kept it casual and just said, "I'm all yours!" I clearly meant to say "It's all yours!" but calm, cool and collected isn't exactly my style. Did you catch it?

I noticed you were printing your four-year plan. That's great. I admire a man with direction. And according to my research, we have a great business program. I am not a business major, but maybe we will be lucky enough to have classes together at some point. We could pass notes and do fun things. Maybe by then, you will know you are the ultimate bae.

But until then, we will continue to glance at one another, flash a smile and wave while not under the influence of liquid confidence. Those Saturday nights we see one another in a hot, sticky party that smells worse than most gyms will be the memories I hold true in my heart. I will continue to make the biggest production ever making small talk about potatoes just to ensure we have something to discuss. I spend my days hoping that one day, our true love can be reconciled.

Ready when you are,

Bae

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