You matter most. Whenever I’m having an especially bad night, I know I can turn to you and you’ll be there for me. Unconditional with your love. So beautiful. Unlimited. Whenever my friends are deciding where to go, we all smile a little when we think of you. And it is decided. We get there and laugh because we all would be okay if you were the only thing we see that night. You are all we need. And when you finally come out, we all reach for you in bliss. Then, we all eat at least five and don’t even feel guilty. We are at Olive Garden. We are eating breadsticks.
This is a love letter to you, Olive Garden breadsticks. You make the world a better place. I honestly think if everyone in the world tried you, no one would be sad anymore. You make everything okay again.
Whenever I go to Olive Garden, we all ask if it’s acceptable just to get breadsticks. It’s the only thing we need to be happy. With your piping hot goodness and the way you melt as soon as you hit our lips, we couldn’t love you more. Especially since you’re unlimited. The best thing about you is that we can have as much as we desire and take some home to enjoy tomorrow.
A breadstick a day can easily keep the doctor away, while simultaneously quenching your hunger. So thank you breadsticks, for being everything that you are, and so much more than you need to be. You truly are wonderful.
So if anyone hasn’t had a good ole breadstick lately, head over to the local Olive Garden ASAP.
Side note: you probably should NOT eat a breadstick a day. As delicious as they are, that’s definitely not good for your health.