To My Bridesmaids,
Thank you. That's all I can really say. Thank you for agreeing to stand by me as I take this leap. A leap so big that my life will never be the same. Thank you for always being there through the countless tears and laughs over the years. I hand-picked the seven of you because in so many ways you have each touched my heart unlike anyone else. I couldn't pick seven more diverse, intelligent and beautiful girls, even if I tried.
Thank you for agreeing to try on countless dresses until we find the perfect one. For agreeing to spend money on a dress that hopefully you wear more than once. For choosing to put up with me for the next year as I run around like a chicken with its head cut off as I try to plan this wedding while going to school and scoring my first big girl job.
From the moment we were in middle school and became friends, I knew that I wanted you by my side as I get married. I know that we might not be as close as we once were but I know that you will always be there for me no matter what. Throughout the years, you have always been there through the ups and downs of life. I promise to try and make the next year as painless as possible for you all and I promise to not have you wear a dress you don't like.
Thank you in advance for all the wedding events and showers and parties you will have to attend in the next year. I know that I haven't always had time for our friendship and I know that sometimes I really fail as a friend but I hope that this next year changes so much. I hope that as you help to lead me down the aisle that our friendship never weakens.
I could never thank you girls enough for the hell that you are about to endure this next year but I couldn't pick better girls, even if I tried. Forever friends and sisters 'til the end. I cannot wait until we are sipping on mimosas the morning of my wedding, for in that moment nothing else will matter other than the amazing young women that I will be surrounded by as we try to squeeze my ass into a wedding dress.
Thank you for everything.
Love, The Bride
P.S.- Please no penis shaped stuff at the bachelorette party, that shit is just weird.