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Letter From A Jonas Brother Realist

Sincerely, Mrs. Jonas.

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If you can recall obsessing over the Jonas Brothers at any point in your life chances are you were there for the good, the funny and dare I say it... the down right cringe-worthy moments. As loyal fans we never wanted to admit when our favorite boys experienced some less than satisfactory moments during their career. We mainly felt this way because those who taunted us for loving them would have one more thing to throw in our faces. I hope I shed some light on issues we were blinded to, due to "OJD" (Obsessive Jonas Disease).

Nick's Enthusiasm

We knew Nick to portray a certain level of passion when singing, but sometimes we cracked up when he pulled those notes from deep within the feels. Prime example "A little bit longer" (2:38-2:44) (that's that OJD kicking in).

Style

Okay, I'm just gonna come out and say this one. We absolutely hatedsome of their outfit choices back in the day. One outfit in particular that brings back terrible memories is Kevin in the boots and ascot. I have no idea who chose that look for him but they know they were wrong for dressing our baby up like that!

Jonas Was Just... BAD!

I know what you all are going to say, Jonas wasn't that bad. I'm going to respond with "Why you lyin'? Why you always lyin'? Mmmm oh my gosh stop freakin' lyin'!" Most of us who really had the full JB experience were between the ages of 13-17. Those jokes were clearly written for a younger audience, but hey some of the music was good."Tell me why, why why was this show so bad!" I have to admit when Bridgit Mendler had those angel wings on in "Give Love a Try" and knocked all those vases over the Vase Club had made I died laughing every time.

Purity Rings... We low key hated them #sorrynotsorry

We only hated on them because we knew if we ever met them we couldn't rips their shirts off. Not that we would have gotten past Big Rob, but a girl could dream. Good thing those are a thing of the past...(Lol I'm terrible).

Pom Poms wasn't a new start...

Personally this was one of the hardest things to admit. Every Jonas fan jumped for joy when "Pom Poms" was released, because this signified that the anticipated 5th album was soon to be released. Unfortunately, I knew in my heart there would be no 5th album, I'll explain. This is just my opinion but I feel after about 9 years of performing as a band, seeing each other all the time, because they are brothers, and clearly having different taste in music, it was time to call it quits. Their first solo projects might not have been as successful as they hoped for, but I do believe they gained a new found sense of freedom... I guess you can say it was time for them to fly. (I'm not going to cry, I'm not going to cry!) Lol, but no worries JB fans like "Year 3000" states everybody bought their 7th album so there are still two more albums in store for us (fingers crossed). In time the world will all make sense again.


Sincerely, Mrs.Jonas


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