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A Letter To Eyebrows

Who cares about lips, noses, and cheeks. Eyebrows are the real MVP.

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A Letter To Eyebrows

Dearest brows,

First of all, thank you. Thank you for holding my face together, for allowing me to look confused, excited, or mad whenever I choose to, and most importantly for being on fleek after I preformed a super unnecessary makeup routine solely to fill in the one little gap I was born with. We all know how essential you are to our lives; a bad eyebrow day is definitely worse than a bad hair day. We all fear getting you waxed in case they take off too much or give you the wrong arch. We spend way too much money on "Anatasia" products because you deserve the best. We treat you with such care in hopes that you will grow thick and beautiful for all to see (and envy).

I'm really so glad we decided to start caring about you again. Back when I was in middle school, there was a girl in one of my classes who was blessed with such dark thick brows. I one day said, "hey, you have pretty eyebrows" only to receive the dirtiest look I have ever been given. Fortunately in this day and age, getting told your brows are "on fleek" is quite the compliment. Having good eyebrows shows you care about your appearance, and probably care way too much about such a random part of your face.

Because of you, celebrities such as Lily Collins, Cara Delevingne, and Camilla Belle no longer have to worry about their brows being too thick or too dark. Instead they are praised and worshipped because the average person is just too unlucky to get half of that thickness and fullness. You have shown celebrities like Khloe Kardashian, Taylor Swift, and so many more that you do matter and they should probably fill theirs in. Now they, too, are killing the brow game.

So here's to you, eyebrows. Thank you for helping us to look our best at our worst and for always providing us with a panic attack in the morning when they are all "off fleek." Thanks for being the one feature every girl will notice while boys probably could care less. May we forever, line, brush, and fill you in to perfection.

Sincerely,

Girls Everywhere With Eyebrows

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