Dear Spangler residents,

I understand college is a time for fun. I understand you enjoy being loud and spending time with your friends. These are all great things. I enjoy doing these things myself (when appropriate). Needless to say, I have a few comments I wish to make.
Must you scream like a middle school girl back in 2009 when hearing Justin Bieber's One Less Lonely Girl? I think not. Must you stand RIGHT outside my door at 2AM laughing like a wild boar? I think not.

Must you close my door when I listen to, and I quote "hoodrat" music because it's not soothing to your precious and innocent ears? I think not. Must you play video games in the wee hours of the morning and yell like a madman when you lose? I think not. Listen up, I have no personal issue with you people. In fact, I like all of you as people however, I am tired of asking you all to be quiet every night when I'm trying to sleep. I am tired of everyone standing outside my door and acting crazy. Like I said, I like you people, that is until 12AM comes around. I know this is a college setting but regardless, I would appreciate your mutual respect for my roommates and I. Next time you act like children who are high on sugar, remember to not underestimate my ability to be even more annoying and loud than you. Yes I am throwing shade, and no, I don't care. Y'all make me mad.

Peace out.