Let Me Crash Your Pity Party | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Health and Wellness

Let Me Crash Your Pity Party

Stop feeling bad for yourself, rockstar

155
Let Me Crash Your Pity Party
Pexels

No matter how many pigeons are waiting to crap on you, you sit on the steps. No matter how many clumsy girls are ready to trip and spill purple nutrition whatever on your shoes, you still go to the place to get a dang smoothie. Even if 8 out of 10 cars are going to so elegantly hit the one puddle in the road that could splash you, walk on the sidewalk you goof. There are dogs out there. Amidst all the bad just waiting to come and dull your vibrant day, you've got a whole lot of good and obnoxiously happy out there begging to cross your path. There is always something good to come of something that has potential to go wrong. Did it already go wrong? Don't worry, look at yourself!

When you stare (glare) into a mirror, depending on the time of day, if you're a little bit normal you're looking okay, like definitely sub par but not quite vile. "Alright what can I do with what I have to work with today? Nothing!" No, wrong, very wrong, take a good look again. Nothing, I repeat nothing is stopping you. Want to make something better? Do it, fake it, believe it is until you've actually made it better. Want to try something new? Get out there and do it, girl.

If people can like Miley Cyrus through it all, you've really got a lot of room to work (remind your mom of her comeback if she questions you, I haven't tried it but really what's the argument). And as you're counting your double chins and seeing if you can make your stomach look pregnant from different angles, embrace yourself and your spirit. Ain't nobody got time for you to be doubting yourself. Seriously, not to freak you out or anything, but there are people watching you. Like not creepily but just watching to see how high you soar and who you become. Let that belief build you up even more.

You sad about what people think about you? Get out of bed, watch One Tree Hill (for the third time) another day/all night, and get with the girl gang that lights your fire and loves you, scratch that, ADORES you more than you know. I mean you chew with your mouth open eating pizza, frosted animal crackers, Tostitos, and leftover Pinterest stir-fry around these people and they still post pictures with you on Instagram and tell you how hot you are. The truest love is a gal that sees you at 8 a.m. class, 4 p.m. post-nap, 11 p.m. all fancy (I want to say classy but really not classy come on), and 2 a.m. in one of your two bathrooms or elbow deep in a gallon bag of croutons. Oh, stop you know you've done that. Oh, wait... But really, so you dyed your hair the wrong box color from Walmart, showed up to class looking all kinds of a rat's nest, or took it too far (maybe tear level) last night. You've got people on your side and if they're good ones (which you know they are we don't play anymore), they'll lift you up morning after night after night.

You're blue about something that happened to you or that someone did? Sweet girl get out of your own head. No amount of over-thinking, re-analyzing or drafting of texts is going to solve your quarrels. Stretch out, take a breath, and let things fall into place. This coming from the least patient person to exist, time will put everything into perspective. Don't feel bad for yourself, feel bad for the person, object, pronoun, verb whatever that knocked you off your high horse (unless you needed to be because sometimes we all do). This doesn't mean you shouldn't process it; honey, cry it out. You don't have to be so tough! That's too much pressure. Let loose in the shower or wherever, blast the Grey's Anatomy soundtrack, and let yourself feel what you're feeling. Then cut the crap. Do it once, twice, then get on with it. You're too cute to be sad about something you can't change.

What about nothing? What if you're 'fine' but you're not your normal sparkling self? Honestly this is so many of us. There's just daily suck that festers into us and makes super sunny days feel overcast. Where we're just bleh, tired, stressed, worried, over it. This is where we have to be self-disciplined. Some internal life coach has to pinch you in the butt, flick you in the noggin, and open your eyes! Put some spunk in your boring days; you can't be your badass-self if you don't do things that build your spirit, encourage your soul, and test your mind. Every challenge and obstacle makes you better. So if you have a lot going on, then you've got a lot going for you.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
school
blogspot

I went to a small high school, like 120-people-in-my-graduating-class small. It definitely had some good and some bad, and if you also went to a small high school, I’m sure you’ll relate to the things that I went through.

1. If something happens, everyone knows about it

Who hooked up with whom at the party? Yeah, heard about that an hour after it happened. You failed a test? Sorry, saw on Twitter last period. Facebook fight or, God forbid, real fight? It was on half the class’ Snapchat story half an hour ago. No matter what you do, someone will know about it.

Keep Reading...Show less
Chandler Bing

I'm assuming that we've all heard of the hit 90's TV series, Friends, right? Who hasn't? Admittedly, I had pretty low expectations when I first started binge watching the show on Netflix, but I quickly became addicted.

Without a doubt, Chandler Bing is the most relatable character, and there isn't an episode where I don't find myself thinking, Yup, Iam definitely the Chandler of my friend group.

Keep Reading...Show less
eye roll

Working with the public can be a job, in and of itself. Some people are just plain rude for no reason. But regardless of how your day is going, always having to be in the best of moods, or at least act like it... right?

1. When a customer wants to return a product, hands you the receipt, where is printed "ALL SALES ARE FINAL" in all caps.

2. Just because you might be having a bad day, and you're in a crappy mood, doesn't make it okay for you to yell at me or be rude to me. I'm a person with feelings, just like you.

3. People refusing to be put on hold when a customer is standing right in front of you. Oh, how I wish I could just hang up on you!

Keep Reading...Show less
blair waldorf
Hercampus.com

RBF, or resting b*tch face, is a serious condition that many people suffer from worldwide. Suffers are often bombarded with daily questions such as "Are you OK?" and "Why are you so mad?" If you have RBF, you've probably had numerous people tell you to "just smile!"

While this question trend can get annoying, there are a couple of pros to having RBF.

Keep Reading...Show less
legally blonde
Yify

Another day, another Elle Woods comment. Can’t us blondes get through the day without someone harping at us over the typical stereotypes about who we are? I never understood why a person was judged based upon the hair color they were born with, or the hair color they choose to have (unless you dye your hair blue like Kylie Jenner, I’m still trying to understand why that’s a trend). Nevertheless, as it should be assumed, not everyone is the same. Not all blondes like bright colors and Lilly Pulitzer, and not all blondes claim to identify with Marilyn Monroe. I think the best suggestion to give to people before they make such radical claims is to stop judging a book by its cover. Or in this case, stop judging a blonde by her hair color.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments