The show Friends is easily high up there on the list of great comedy shows of all time. Personally, there is not an episode I find myself not laughing. Throughout the ten years of watching Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and Ross live life, they have taught us numerous lessons.
1. "We were on a break" is never an excuse.
2. Remember, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal.
3. Everybody has a lobster.
4. Quitting the gym is just as hard as quitting the bank.
5. For more space in bed, use the "hug and roll".
6. You can do a lot with just cups and ice.
7. Always say the right name at the alter.
8. Powder and lotion will not help remove hot and sticky leather pants.
9. Don't count mississippily when getting a spray tan.
10. "How you doin?" never fails.
11. If stung by a jellyfish, pee on it.
12. Never let a monkey near a TV remote.
13. Always read make-up letters all the way through, even if they are 18 pages front and back.
14. You should leave your synth keyboard in the 80s where it belongs.
15. A nap with your best friend could end up being the greatest nap you have ever had.
16. Don't let a child know they adopted if you are not their guardian.
17. Meat is not an ingredient in a trifle.
18. Your first name is not your family name.
19.Throwing your own wake is not a good idea.
20. A 'Day of Fun' is a good way to get to know someone.
21. Everyone has an identical hand twin.
22. Eating too much meat can cause the 'meat sweats'.
23. Regina Falange and Ken Adams are great fake names.
24. When moving a couch up a staircase, PIVOT!
25. A silent auction is not a place to guess the price of something.
26. Always double check the measurements when building an entertainment unit.
27. Ugly, naked and guy do not make for an attractive combination.
28. Never let a duck and a chick near a foosball table.
29. Never put your head in a turkey.
30. Wooden spoons and toy trucks are great for massaging people's backs.
31. Taping oven mitts to your hands will prevent you from scratching chicken-pox.
32. Never bet your apartment.
33. Never leave teeth whitener on for longer than directed.
