After a long election season, many people have been disappointed with this election's results. Deep down, we all know who should have won: Leslie Knope. From being the deputy director of the Pawnee's Parks and Recreation Department to working in the Department of the Interior, Leslie is more than qualified for the job. Her ambition and drive would have made her an amazing president. We can only hope that she runs in 2020 with these goals in mind:
Make Galentines' Day a National Holiday.
Give Everyone Free Waffles.
They're the most important thing after friends.
Fight for Women's Rights and Opportunities.
Leslie is one of the few women who work in the Pawnee government. She totally understands that women know to get the job done.
Make Lil' Sebastian the National Emblem.
Sorry to the bald eagle, but Lil' Sebastian is way more adorable and he even has a song dedicated to him.
Unite all Gay Penguins.
Their cuteness is too much to handle.
Keep Sex Education and services.
Leslie would totally be in favor of Planned Parenthood and to keep sex education in schools (and in senior citizen homes as we know).
Make JJ's Diner a National Landmark.
JJ's Diner is the breakfast capital of Pawnee, and Leslie would definitely need to bring it on the national scale. How else would she get waffles in DC?
Ban Snakejuice.
Because we all know how that made everyone feel.
Be awesome!
Enough said.
