It’s okay, really. We’ve all been there before. I mean, we’ve all be so exhausted we disgust even ourselves. Our laziness might even be so disgusting that we’d prefer that knowledge of our offenses never see the light of day.

Want some examples of laziness? Sweeping dust under the carpet is pretty lazy. So is drinking milk out of the carton. Want a nastier example? How about going #1 in the shower because you’re too lazy to step out and use the toilet like a civilized human being? That’s lazy and downright disgusting, but I’d wager more people have done just that than are willing to admit.

This led to some discussion amongst a few friends and peers, some of whom were willing to share the laziest thing of which they’re guilty. Others were less willing, and would only share anonymously. It’s all good in the hood, and if you’re willing to know, then read on!

Andy (Me)

“I sometimes buy new socks and underwear because I’m too lazy to actually to do laundry.”

Sickie Poo (Anon)

“Pretend to be sick so that I didn't have to get out of bed and everyone would wait on me.”

Maria

“Sleep in the bottom bunk (my homework space) instead of having to climb to the top bunk (my bed)”

Stinky Pants (Anon)

“Febreezed Underwear to wear a second day.”

Molly

“I use my toes like fingers to pick things up off the floor. Usually to get a blanket at the foot of my bed so I don't have to get up.”

Chest Shelf (Anon)

“I use certain parts of my anatomy as a table for drinks when I don't have a table or don't want to move and can just put the straw right in front of me.”

Hannah

“I made my boyfriend get up and walk across the room to give me my laptop, which was on the floor in front of me, because I didn’t want to move or even stretch slightly to grab it myself.”

No T.P. (Anon)

“Taking a deuce, I realized there was no toilet paper. Thinking fast, I jumped in the shower. Now it’s a thing to take immediate post-poop showers so I don’t have to use toilet paper all the time.”

Hunter

“I FaceTimed my mom from my room to have her show me what we had in the kitchen so I didn’t have to come downstairs and look for myself.”

Dirty Undies (Anon)

“I've worn my least dirty pair of dirty underwear to avoid doing laundry or out to buy new ones.”

Sara

“I once watched Dog With A Blog (a Children’s TV show, I believe in Disney) for approximately 3 hours because I woke up from a nap and it was on and the remote was about 6 inches out of reach.”

F'breeze (Anon)

“Febreezed Underwear to wear a second day.”

Evangelina

“Sleeping in the clothes I wore that day and just wearing them the next day because I don’t want to change.”

Jessie

“I couldn't reach the remote on the coffee table like a good two feet from me, I was in a burrito of blankets, didn't want my arms cold. So I called my boyfriend, on Facebook, to come over and hand it to me.”

Sleepy (Anon)

After taking a shower one night at 9 PM or so, I put my hair up in a towel and wrapped a towel around my body and went to bed. I didn’t put on pajamas, I didn’t dry/comb my hair, I went to sleep with a towel on and my hair wrapped in a towel because I didn’t want to do anything except sleep.

Kelsi

“Sometimes I’ll only shave the part of my legs that are going to show in whatever outfit I’m wearing. Like if I’m wearing like a cropped jean, I’ll just shave my ankles.”

Waxing (Anon)

“Not a fan of shaving my nether regions, so I started waxing. Does that count as being lazy?”

Lisa (My Short Friend Who Likes To Read)

“Taught my toddler to bring me the remote that was literally 3 feet away. My toddler was in a different room but came running when I called. I know, I'm disgusting.”

Lazy Mom (Anon)

“Texted my son who was three rooms down to bring me the laundry.”

Christina

“Thrown away a crock pot instead of washing it. It was too gross.”

Gamer (Anon)

“Spent a whole summer sitting at my computer playing RuneScape while binge watching an entire show. All summer.”

Emily

“Sometimes I’m too lazy to get up and brush my teeth so I just lay on my bed and contemplate life.”

Couch Potato (Anon)

“My friend's couch was so comfortable, that when they got a new one, I took the couch home, dismantled my bed, and moved the sofa through the house (by myself) to my bedroom. Months later, when the life of the sofa ran out, I threw it out the window at about 3:30 in the morning.”

Tanya

“Laziest thing ever: sipped milk out of the carton and ate the cereal separately with my hands so no dirty dishes”