Who knew that buying a Gatorade could be a potentially offensive issue? It has come to my attention that people have very strong opinions in regard to flavors of Gatorade, Powerade just doesn't cut it apparently, and so I feel it is time to address these opinions by making assumptions about your personality.
Cool Blue
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In my opinion the best flavor, also the country's number one. Cool Blue means that you probably imagine yourself using an iceberg as an ice luge. The fact that you like the blue tongue also shows that you're carefree and fun.
Fruit Punch
Fruit Punch, a classic. Still pretty popular and most convenience stores carry it. If your favorite is fruit punch you are probably just a little kid on the inside, you like to have fun and Taylor is probably top of your party playlist.
Lemon and Lime
Lemon and Lime for you strong, dependable and safe people. Second favorite in the country though and one of the original flavors of Gatorade. A staple.
Orange
Orange, similar to lemon and lime, was an original flavor of Gatorade and is still widely popular now. Taste is important to you, you prefer more 'natural' products. You probably have your homework done two days before it is due and only drink Gatorade when hydration is required.
Glacier Freeze
You are light hearted and easy going. You like a little zest in your life but appreciate a hint of flavor which is why Glacier Freeze suits you just right.
I'm sure that these revelations will start many debates between you and others around you. I ask that you refrain from judging people on their favorite flavor though, some just don't know any better.
