As the 2016 football season comes to a close, the Tide makes another championship run, and Joey Freshwat- sorry, Lane Kiffin’s current contract nears an end, we reflect on a fascinating man’s career. Kiffin is one of college football’s most infamous coaches, and Tuscaloosa has been lucky to host him and his exuberant lifestyle for the past few years. Though successful as Alabama’s offensive coordinator, Kiffin’s off-the-field regime is what one might call unique. Here are seven of the most savage things about Lane Kiffin:
1. Allegedly hooking up with Saban’s daughter...
Though there is literally NOTHING to back up these rumors, they make for an interesting conversation between coaches, I’m sure.
2. ...and a booster's wife
3. When the entire team enters through one entrance and he makes his way through the crowd to enter through a different gate than everyone else
You fancy, huh.
4. When he called the touch down to Amari Cooper before the ball was even snapped
…on multiple occasions
5. Been known to run to solely Taylor Swift music
I’m not here to judge.
6. Regularly wearing sunglasses inside
His future is a lot brighter now after a few years with Saban.
7. When his life was so #savage Tosh.0 had to make a skit all about him
It was called Kiffin’s Krimson Korner.
8. What he sub-tweeted USC after a 52-6 victory...
9. ...or any time he sub-tweets Tennessee
10. That time he got “chewed” out by the scariest man in college football and didn’t even flinch
11. When he called out Urban Meyer on recruiting violations
12. When he left Tennessee after one year for USC, got fired from USC and then out-scored both teams 154-50 as OC at Alabama
You mad?13. When he divorced his super-hot wife
Maybe so he could spend more time as...
14. Joey Freshwater
No words necessary.
Though Kiffin is easy to joke about, he’s done incredible things at the University of Alabama. As rumors circle about new positions opening up (and maybe this is just me), I hope we get to keep the guy for another few seasons.
Roll tide.