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30 Instagram Captions From Lana Del Rey’s New Album To Show You Are That ‘Venice Bitch’

Because you need to show them that you are that Venice Bitch and you need the perfect caption to go with it.

Constance Woodard

Sep 06, 2019

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30 Instagram Captions From Lana Del Rey’s New Album To Show You Are That ‘Venice Bitch’

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Lana Del Rey is back at it again and claiming her throne with her new album "Norman Fucking Rockwell!" The album was released on August 30, 2019, and has been on repeat every day since. The album has fourteen songs and totaling up to one hour and seven minutes of Lana Del Rey singing her heart out in the best way that Lana Del Rey does.

There are so many good lyrics through the whole album, and I know better than anyone that Instagram captions are super hard sometimes, so go ahead and caption your best photo with some of Lana's best work!

"Your Venice bitch, your die-hard, your weakness" - Mariners Apartment Complex

For the photo you know you look boss af in.

"Kind of girl who's gonna make you wonder who you are and who you've been" - Mariners Apartment Complex

"I dream in jeans and leather" - Venice Bitch

"It's me, your little Venice Bitch" - Venice Bitch

It's you, the little Venice bitch.

"Callin' out, bang bang, kiss kiss" - Venice Bitch

"Venice Bitch" - Venice Bitch

"Fuck it, I love you" - Fuck it I love you

Sometimes you just have to admit that you do.

"Dream a little dream of me, make me into something sweet" - Fuck it I love you

"Doin' time" - Doin' Time

"I'm a fucking mess" - Love song

We all are.

"Cinnamon Girl" - Cinnamon Girl

OK, she doesn't actually say "Cinnamon girl" in the song, but it's still a bomb caption.

"Violet, blue, green, red to keep me at arm's length don't work" - Cinnamon Girl

"If you hold me without hurting me, you'll be the first whoever did" - Cinnamon Girl

This verse really hit hard.

"This is how to disappear" - How to disappear

"You don't ever have to be stronger than you really are" - California

"Your favorite liquor off the top shelf" - California

Because you are top shlef liquor, babe.

"Whatever's on tonight, I just wanna party with you" - The next best American record

"You make me feel like there's something I never knew I wanted" - The next best American record

"Cause we were just that good, it was just that good" - The next best American record

"It's you, all roads lead to you" - The next best American record

"I guess that I'm burned out after all" - the greatest

"Kanye West is blonde and gone" - the greatest

"Wine is flowing with Barcardi" - Bartender

For that going picture that you know you look hot in.

"Left the canyon, drove to the club" - Happiness is a butterfly

Obvi for your next pic in the club.

"If he's a serial killer, then what's the worst that can happen to a girl who's already hurt?" - Happiness is a butterfly

"Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have, but I have it" - Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have, but I have it

"Maybe I'd get less stress if I was tested less" - Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have, but I have it

"Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have" - Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have, but I have it

"Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman of my past" - Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have, but I have it

"There's a new revolution, a loud evolution" - Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have, but I have it

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Because you need to show them that you are that Venice Bitch and you need the perfect caption to go with it.

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"Your Venice bitch, your die-hard, your weakness" - Mariners Apartment Complex

"Kind of girl who's gonna make you wonder who you are and who you've been" - Mariners Apartment Complex

"I dream in jeans and leather" - Venice Bitch

"It's me, your little Venice Bitch" - Venice Bitch

"Callin' out, bang bang, kiss kiss" - Venice Bitch

"Venice Bitch" - Venice Bitch

"Fuck it, I love you" - Fuck it I love you

"Dream a little dream of me, make me into something sweet" - Fuck it I love you

"Doin' time" - Doin' Time

"I'm a fucking mess" - Love song

"Cinnamon Girl" - Cinnamon Girl

"Violet, blue, green, red to keep me at arm's length don't work" - Cinnamon Girl

"If you hold me without hurting me, you'll be the first whoever did" - Cinnamon Girl

"This is how to disappear" - How to disappear

"You don't ever have to be stronger than you really are" - California

"Your favorite liquor off the top shelf" - California

"Whatever's on tonight, I just wanna party with you" - The next best American record

"You make me feel like there's something I never knew I wanted" - The next best American record

"Cause we were just that good, it was just that good" - The next best American record

"It's you, all roads lead to you" - The next best American record

"I guess that I'm burned out after all" - the greatest

"Kanye West is blonde and gone" - the greatest

"Wine is flowing with Barcardi" - Bartender

"Left the canyon, drove to the club" - Happiness is a butterfly

"If he's a serial killer, then what's the worst that can happen to a girl who's already hurt?" - Happiness is a butterfly

"Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have, but I have it" - Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have, but I have it

"Maybe I'd get less stress if I was tested less" - Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have, but I have it

"Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have" - Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have, but I have it

"Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman of my past" - Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have, but I have it

"There's a new revolution, a loud evolution" - Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have, but I have it

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Here are just a few of those things.

Take the time to thank that one friend in your life you will never let go of.

1. Thank you for being the one I can always count on to be honest.

2. Thank you for accepting me for who I am.

3. Thank you for teaching me what real love feels like.

4. Thank you for always making sure I'm safe.

5. Thank you for going through things with me.

6. Thank you for teaching me to take care of myself.

7. Thank you for going out of your way to make me feel supported.

8. Thank you for always being there to back me up, even when you know I'm wrong.

9. Thank you for constantly pushing me to live up to my potential.

10. Lastly, thank you for making such a huge impact on my life.

It sucks, but you’ll make it through

1. Please just be seasonal allergies

2. I must not have gotten enough sleep last night

3. I’ll just take a little nap

4. Oh no, I have so much due tomorrow!

5. I’m fine, I’ll just sleep it off

6. Do I have to be responsible today?

7. Ugh no, I can’t actually be sick

8. Alright, I’ll take some medicine and I’ll be fine

9. This is the worst day of my life

10. Mom?

11. She was right (like always)

12. Too bad you're busy and can’t take the day off tomorrow

13. You think about taking the day off, but realize you have like three tests

14. You think you're actually going to be sick forever

15. Finally, you're better!

Sleepovers are not a thing. They're just not.

1. You only ask things once.

2. Seriously, you only ask once.

3. When you do muster up the courage to ask your parents for something, you creep around and wait until they’re in a good mood.

4. Before you get that final yes, you have to go through an interview.

5. If you ever got “the eye,” you knew you were screwed.

6. You were always the first to leave your group of friends when hanging out.

7. If you say you will be home at a certain time, you better be home at that time.

8. Seeing a missed call from your parents sends fear and horror through your veins.

9. If relatives are coming over to the house, your room better be clean.

10. You are careful about what jokes you share with your parents.

11. "You’re not an adult until you turn 18! You can do whatever you want then!"

12. If plans change while you’re out, you better text or call.

13. Don’t talk back. Ever.

14. When you’re called by your full name, you’re in deep trouble.

15. Don’t make them call your name twice.

16. Sleepovers are not a thing.

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