I hope the next time an alien comes to visit Earth to get a good look at how we do things here, they find this piece and realize what our true priorities are. Personally, mine is figuring out whether I'm a Pamplemousse or a Passionfruit.
1. Aries (March 21 to April 19): Pamplemousse
A dramatic Aries will be pulled right to the punch of flavor (and the way too extra name) that is Pamplemousse.
2. Taurus (April 20 to May 20): Pure
A Taurus is very well-grounded and stable, much like the mellow but lively flavor of Pure.
3. Gemini (May 21 to June 20): Peach Pear
Sweet but bitey. You might not think these two opposing flavors work well together, but just like the two sides of a Gemini, the two sides of a Peach Pear come together to pack a sweet punch.
4. Cancer (June 21 to July 22): Apricot
Cancers have a lot going on, much like this strong and bitey flavor. But there's some softness to it, too, that other flavors might miss out on.
5. Leo (July 23 to August 22): Mango
Let's face it, the Leos in our lives can be a little much to handle, not unlike the overpowering taste of a Mango La Croix.
6. Virgo (August 23 to September 22): Cran Raspberry
Virgos: the problematic fav, much like Cran Raspberry. Sweet and down to earth but notoriously moody, as well. Swings from bitter cranberry to sweet, sweet raz.
7. Libra (September 23 to October 22): Melon Pomelo
The two balanced sides of a Libra match perfectly with the two balanced flavors that go into a can of Melon Pomelo.
8. Scorpio (October 23 to November 21): Lemon
Scorpios have that classic feel plus a tinge of sour as you put the can down that makes them perfect for Lemon.
9. Sagittarius (November 22 to December 21): Coconut
A good Sagittarius is known for being optimistic, sometimes to the point of idealism. This just screams Coconut to me because let's be real, the people behind La Croix definitely thought they were making the perfect summer drink with this one, but in reality... it tastes like shampoo.
10. Capricorn (December 22 to January 19): Lime
Responsible and wise with their classic touch but sometimes a little more sour than what you're in the mood for.
11. Aquarius (January 20 to February 18): Tangerine
An Aquarius has a bit of tang to their personality, but that only spices up the sweet classic that is the orange undertone in Tangerine.
12. Pisces (February 19 to March 20): Berry
Pisces try to give you a little bit of everything because they can't stand anyone being left out or hurt, just like the umbrella of fruits that is Berry. And hey, they're awfully sweet.
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