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13 Household Items That Would Make A More 'Original' Baby Name Than 'Stormi'

Just because you use an "I" instead of a "Y" doesn't make the name unique.

Rachel Kiser

Feb 12, 2018

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13 Household Items That Would Make A More 'Original' Baby Name Than 'Stormi'

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It is the surprise of year that actually never was a surprise.

Kylie Jenner being pregnant littered every Twitter feed and Bustle post, with paparazzi taking random photos and zooming in so close that the pixel gradient could have made anyone look pregnant Why was everyone so worked up, acting like this was the first time a celebrity kept a pregnancy bottled up like $5 cold brewed coffee?

However, we need to talk about this name though... Stromi... with an "I," as if Stormy with a "Y" wasn't original enough of a name. Celebrities are notorious for naming their children obscure names, like Blue Ivy, Saint, North, Blanket, Apple. Isn't Jeff or Henry or Jane good enough? Is it an attempt to be more creative? If so, I think I have the future of baby names: watch out, these might be the most popular of 2018 (grab them before they get popular).

1. Espresso

The most energetic child at daycare.

2. Tide Pod

What they really should have picked (yes, I did create this art).

3. Perrier

Is your child French and expensive? Do they make you want to vomit?

4. Bologna'

Pronounced b-eau-lag-nah. It has an accent, so it's different...

5. Frigidaire

A cold bitch named this child (get it?)...

6. Jemima

Our favorite aunt...

7. Bleach

A millennial's favorite beverage...

8. Mr. Coffee

What a fancy child the would be...Mr. Mr. Coffee.

9. Chair

Class, elegant, timeless.

10. Knork

Whats more original that creating your own utensil?? Knife and fork, finally married together.

11. Crayon

Usually, the white one that no one uses, found under the oven.

12. Tequila

Child: Why am I named tequila?

Mother: When we made you, I had drank too much tequila and...

13. Natty Light

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13 Household Items That Would Make A More 'Original' Baby Name Than 'Stormi'

Just because you use an "I" instead of a "Y" doesn't make the name unique.

1. Espresso

2. Tide Pod

3. Perrier

4. Bologna'

5. Frigidaire

6. Jemima

7. Bleach

8. Mr. Coffee

9. Chair

10. Knork

11. Crayon

12. Tequila

13. Natty Light

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25 reasons your last semester in college is the best and worst time of your life

"The Office" understands the struggle of the first week back from winter break.

1. Waking up for your first 9:00 a.m. class of the semester.

2. When you remember you have to walk in the freezing cold to your classes.

3. Feeling overly confident in your academic abilities on the first day of classes.

4. Walking into your first class and seeing friends from your major.

5. That moment when you open the syllabus packet to see what possible pain lies ahead.

6. You resent the professors that keep you for the whole class time on the first day.

7. When professors tell you too much about their personal lives on the first day of class.

8. When your professor tries to explain the benchmark assignment to the class.

9. Finding out the final exam in a class will be comprehensive.

10. When you're done with classes for the day and you finally get to take a nap.

11. Finding out a required textbook is out of stock at the bookstore.

12. When you're broke after buying your textbooks for the semester.

13. When you realize that you really need to start getting PATH points...

14. Impatiently waiting for all of your classes to be up on Isidore.

14. The realization that this semester will be harder than you anticipated...

15. Getting overly excited for going out on the first weekend back from break.

Each Disney Princess has their own personality, and chances are you've got a friend in your group to match it.

Cinderella, “The Clean Freak”

Snow White, “The Friendly One”

Belle, “The Studious One”

Mulan, “The Fighter”

Pocahontas, “The Peace Keeper”

Sleeping Beauty, “The Sleepy One”

Rapunzel, “The Sheltered One”

Tiana, “The Independent One”

Ariel, “The One Who Is Shy Around Men”

Elsa, “The Mom”

Anna, “The Impulsive One”

Say yes to new adventures!

It's full of opportunities to learn more things.

It's one of the easiest times to make friends.

It helps you learn how to think critically.

You get to focus on what you want to study.

Class is minutes away from your dorm.

. . . and the library

You won't be judged for going to class in your PJ's

You will truly create yourself.

If you are an ISU student, you will come across most of these things during your time on campus.

1. The wait for Buffalo Wild Wings is always going to be long on Thursday nights.

2. Another inevitable wait — the line at The Pub II on Wednesdays.

3. Your feet will automatically stick to the floor at Chasers.

4. The only place busier than The Alamo II during finals week for book returns is Chipotle on Halloween.

5. The. Train. Never. Stops. Choo-chooing.

6. The wind tunnel never gets better, and you never get used to it.

7. Your friends are either from a suburb of Chicago or a small town in Illinois — there is rarely an in between.

8. You know and probably love a bearded man named Bill Shields.

9. The squirrels on the quad double as our second mascot and wannabe pets.

10. The only time you really find yourself at the library is for a group project or during finals preparation.

11. You can spot a freshman a mile away if they have on their Fear The Bird shirt along with a lanyard around their neck.

12. The Normal Police Department has collected $275 from you.

13. Last, but not least, is that you just don't know what you would've done if you went anywhere else.

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