Snow is on the ground and the temperatures have dropped. Every Kent State student dreads this. We all dread the winter and the snow, because no matter how bad it gets outside, Kent main campus, will never close or delay classes. We all wake up with so much hope in the morning, but it is soon crushed when we check our phones and see every other campus is canceled, but ours. Here is a list of things more likely to happen than Kent actually canceling class:
1. You win the lottery.
2. The wifi on-campus actually works well.
3. You don't get put on hold with One Stop for 3 hours.
4. Kent becoming a football school.
5. President Bev becoming president of the country.
6. You becoming president.
7. Getting straight A's and a 4.0 without trying.
6. Going to the Starbucks in the library and not having to wait in line.
7. Finding a good parking spot in a C lot.
8. Construction on campus actually being done.
9. Not getting a ticket from parking services.
10. Finding an open pod on the fourth floor of the library.
11. Ashtabula actually remains open.
12. Finding out what exactly a Golden Flash mascot is.
13. The football team having an undefeated season.
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