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It's That Time of Year Again

The cast of "Don't Trust The B---- in Apt 23" remind you just what's in store for the upcoming school year.

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It's That Time of Year Again
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This past weekendsummer I rewatched “Don’t Trust the B---- in Apt 23." Let me tell you, to this day I am still seriously bummed that the show has been discontinued. Two glorious seasons filled with Krysten Ritter—what more does one need?!? Oh, that’s right… MORE SEASONS!!! But, since that's not an option, I present you with the second best thing:

Here to remind you what the new school year has in store, the cast of "Don't Trust The B---- in Apt 23."


1. Syllabus week: it will seem easy, breezy, lemon squeezy. Then week 5 will roll around and you'll wish you hadn't shoved that first stapled outline into the depths of your bag.


2. And after the syllabus, there'll always be that one class that includes ice breakers.



3. Some professors really do think there IS "such a thing as a stupid question."


4. And most of them like to believe you're only taking their class. Or at the very least, prioritize their class above all else.



5. You will have already spent too much money on tuition and textbooks so you'll deem it only natural to spend even more on tequila. Bye-bye paycheck.



6. That is, until that tequila leads to wasted hungover days full of Netflix and zero studying. You may begin pondering the sad death of your GPA.


7. And one day will turn into two into five and the procrastination and laziness will get too real too quickly.



8. Let's not forget group projects and how fun those are. You did your part and your partner did nothing? Sorry- group project, group grade.



9. Finals are around the corner and you have two options: choose to buckle down and study like your life depends on it OR resort to some devious plotting.


10. Okay, so you'll (most likely) choose to study. But after all the blood, sweat and tears, finals will finally be over and life will be as it should.

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