OK, I'll be honest, I was not born in San Antonio, and, according to Google Maps, I live 30 minutes from the center of town. Google, however, doesn't take into account my 15 years of experience.

You know you're from San Antonio, Texas if:

1. You have a dozen Bill Miller cups in your pantry.

2. You have been to the River Walk and Alamo more than you have been to work.

And while you know the views are totally worth it, come on, we know it's not all that San Antonio has to offer.

3. You have gotten way too sick at fiestas.

Yet you keep going back.

4. You have more Spurs shirts than work shirts.

You look forward to snagging a free coffee when the Spurs win. After all, it's definitely needed after a night of celebrating by honking up and down the streets.

5. You wake up early only once a year, and that's for the Cowboy Breakfast.

6. You have proudly attended all the crazy parades and have them marked on your calendar years in advance.

San Antonio...home, sweet home!