There are several people, including myself, that don't always mean what that say. Here are some examples of what I say, but I don't really mean.

I have been thinking.

My thinking is never a good sign. If I say this to you, you should definitely be thinking of the worst. I am probably confused about my feelings or just straight up confused. If I say this to you then I mean business and your jokes are just going to make me even angrier..

Whatever.

If I say this, I am probably mad. I don't wanna talk about it. I want you to do what I am saying. Don't ask questions, I need time to cool off.

I am on my way.

Odds are I am not on my way. I am probably thinking about leaving in a couple minutes, but I am definitely not in my car yet.

I am not mad, it's fine.

I am mad, it is not fine.

K.

You probably wanna show up with a box of chocolates and some roses. It's about to go down.

Where do you wanna go for dinner?

You better say my favorite place and pretend you love it too. I am going to say no to all your options until you say the one place I wanna go.

It's Fine. We're Fine. It's Fine.

I am trying to convince myself it's fine when I know that it's not. If I say this I probably need you to tell me this too.

Are we going out tonight?

We better be going out tonight. I wanna go, please say were going somewhere fun.

I need to workout.

You will probably never find me in the gym unless I am bored out of mind. I want you to tell me I don't look like I need to go to the gym. I will feel better that I don't actually go.

I am hungry.

I could eat a whole cow. Please go find me something to eat and don't ask me what I want, I want anything and everything. Surprise me.

Surprise Me.

Don't surprise me I don't want anything gross. If I say this to you, I trust you truly know what I want.

We rarely mean what we say. Women are so confusing, don't get me wrong men are too. I am truly talking about myself, but I know that I am not the only one that means something different than what I really say.