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Are you a ketchup fanatic?

"No," you say as you nervously pour ketchup on all of your food.

Sarina Gersten

Feb 26, 2019

University of Connecticut

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1. You will debate with people over the merits of ketchup being the best condiment.

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What do you mean mustard is the best condiment?! I thought we were friends.

2. Ketchup goes great on most foods.

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Even weird ones like grilled cheese. It's actually good; you should try it.

3. You are upset when they forget to put ketchup packets in your food bag.

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How am I supposed to eat these chicken nuggets without ketchup?!

4. It is not uncommon for you to put way too much ketchup on your plate.

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Why is half your plate covered in ketchup? Well if I don't do that, I'll run out. That would be bad...very bad.

5. When you run out of ketchup at home, it is a sad day for everyone.

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If I'm not happy, no one can be happy. WE ARE IN CRISIS MODE!!!

6. You will bring ketchup for your food in the car even though it may make a mess.

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I stand in front of you today to as you a very important question: How do I eat an egg sandwhich without ketchup?!

7. You understand how a person can love ketchup but not tomatos.

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They aren't the same.

8. You enjoy meeting people who share your love of ketchup.

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And often times they suggest new foods with which to eat it.

Ketchup is the best. Enough said.

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Are you a ketchup fanatic?

"No," you say as you nervously pour ketchup on all of your food.

In This Article:

1. You will debate with people over the merits of ketchup being the best condiment.

2. Ketchup goes great on most foods.

3. You are upset when they forget to put ketchup packets in your food bag.

4. It is not uncommon for you to put way too much ketchup on your plate.

5. When you run out of ketchup at home, it is a sad day for everyone.

6. You will bring ketchup for your food in the car even though it may make a mess.

7. You understand how a person can love ketchup but not tomatos.

8. You enjoy meeting people who share your love of ketchup.

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1. You only ask things once.

2. Seriously, you only ask once.

3. When you do muster up the courage to ask your parents for something, you creep around and wait until they’re in a good mood.

4. Before you get that final yes, you have to go through an interview.

5. If you ever got “the eye,” you knew you were screwed.

6. You were always the first to leave your group of friends when hanging out.

7. If you say you will be home at a certain time, you better be home at that time.

8. Seeing a missed call from your parents sends fear and horror through your veins.

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10. You are careful about what jokes you share with your parents.

11. "You’re not an adult until you turn 18! You can do whatever you want then!"

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16. Sleepovers are not a thing.

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7. Holidays

8. Roommates

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10. Cleaning

11. Social life

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