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12 Of The Tackiest Christmas Sweaters Money Can't Buy

Devon Hurley

Dec 14, 2015

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12 Of The Tackiest Christmas Sweaters Money Can't Buy

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Ugly sweaters are a staple during the holiday season. In fact, Christmas is the one time of year when you can get away with wearing the most disgustingly tacky sweaters known to man without an inkling of judgement.

If you don't own an ugly Christmas sweater, I'm slightly disappointed, but mostly shocked you've never been invited to an Ugly Christmas Sweater themed party. However, if this is the year you finally get to experience the joys of adorning your body in the most delightfully despicable of garments, fear not -- for behold -- I bring you tidings of great joy. Instead of rushing out to your closest department store, take the time to make your own ugly Christmas sweater.

To inspire you in your DIY Christmas mission, here are 12 of the tackiest Christmas sweaters money can't buy.

1. A vomiting reindeer.

Looks like Rudolph was just a bit too hyped for Christmas this year.

2. Ginger snap.

Everyone loves sassy puns and gingerbread (if not, get out of here). Why not put the two together on a snappy Christmas sweater?

3. Feel the joy.

This is your grandma's kind of inappropriate.

4. Hung with care.

Plain ol' Christmas sweaters are for amateurs. Take if up a notch and be an entire mantle, embellished with the most essential Christmas decor of course.

5. Kristmas kook.

If you want a Christmas sweater complete with all the worst parts of every awful Christmas sweater your great-aunt Patty owns, take heed.

6. The snow globe.

When you've had your fifth cup of eggnog and "All I Want for Christmas is You" comes on, you'll be sure to remind everyone of how mesmerizing it was to shake a snow globe over and over again when they were kids.

7. Ho, Ho, Ho.

If you're looking to get a little cheeky for Christmas, this is the sweater for you.

8. Christmas (tie) tree.

This is probably the tackiest sweater on the list, but no other sweater says "I mean business" quite like this one does.

9. All aboard the...

Is this sweater making light of a common mental illness? ,Possibly, but it's too good not to include.

10. A Christmas story.

Be careful when crafting this masterpiece, it's FRA-GI-LE!

11. Open season.

Open season has officially been declared on all Rudolph stuffed animals everywhere. Don't want to place him above your mantle? Put him on an ugly Christmas sweater instead.

12. A Madonna Christmas.

Huge Madonna fan? Prove it to the world.

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1. A vomiting reindeer.

2. Ginger snap.

3. Feel the joy.

4. Hung with care.

5. Kristmas kook.

6. The snow globe.

7. Ho, Ho, Ho.

8. Christmas (tie) tree.

9. All aboard the...

10. A Christmas story.

11. Open season.

12. A Madonna Christmas.

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You wear your suffering as a badge.

You proofread every text and social media post you write.

You cringe when you read a non-English major's paper,

You could spend all day in a library.

"The Office" is a mockumentary based on everyday office life featuring love triangles, silly pranks and everything in between. It can get pretty crazy for just an average day at the office.

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The Dundies are cooler than the Oscars.

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Group pictures are hard to take (especially jumping pics).

It's never too early to eat ice cream.

Schrute’s are always prepared for anything.

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Holidays are important and a very good reason to host any kind of party.

There will always be cynical co-workers to deal with.

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That places you may not always love can bring you the people you love.

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Friendship is long lasting no matter where the future takes you.

Pranks are funny no matter the age.

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Jim Halpert can say so much with just a look at the camera.

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"The Office" truly does have a lot that it can teach us.

Ah, pre-med: home of the dead at heart.

1. You have forsaken all your friends for coffee.

2. 8 hours of sleep? Try 4 instead.

3. Everyone asks you for medical advice, even though you’re not a doctor yet.

4. Your second home is the library.

5. Almost all of your nightmares are about school and exams.

6. You don’t see the problem with taking 3 technicals in one semester.

7. Research, research, research, research, research.

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A book by the name of "The Stranger."

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