Though Mindy Kaling hasn't played her iconic role as Kelly Kapoor on The Officefor four years, the business bitch's words of wisdom are still relevant. Kelly's vital role in the series as the lovesick, pop culture obsessed customer service representative changed the way Americans date. We would be nowhere without her guidance. #Kapoor2020

Deciding the perfect blurb to put in your dating profile

When you decide to swipe left

But then you swipe right and it's not an instant match

But waiting for the right one is worth the anticipation

Then you match with a dime and you can already picture the next 40 years

So you play it cool with a simple "hey what's up? :)"

And lie your ass off about how much you love the outdoors and being active

After you're fed up with small talk, you tell them straight up that you're ready and willing to spend the rest of your life with them and you need the same dedication in return

You do that for years until finally, SOMEONE ACCEPTS

And you two spend the rest of your blissful, lovestruck lives together

Kelly's approach is fool proof, so get out there and cuff someone before February 14th!