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Keeping Up With The Procrastinator

The Kardashians illustrate the weekly grind of college students that love to put work off.

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Keeping Up With The Procrastinator
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In college, over time, I have accepted the fact that stuff just doesn't get done like it used to. Constantly being surrounded by your friends while you drown in piles and piles of work comes with its own set of challenges-- especially if you are a procrastinator. Procrastinating is exponentially increased in college and makes for stressful, sleepless weeks. However, I wouldn't trade them for the world. With a little help from the Kardashians, here's what the perpetual sleepless week of a procrastinator looks like.

1. Monday you drag yourself to your first class.


2. Opening your agenda and realizing this is going to be a long week.


3. Skipping the library and choosing to do your homework later.


4. Waking up on Tuesday and realizing you have so much to do and accomplished nothing Monday.


5. Finally hitting the library.


6. Getting distracted, going to get food after only 30 minutes in the library.


7. Setting up home in the library till 2 a.m.


8. Waking up Wednesday after a late night.


9. Telling your friends you need sleep and absolutely will not go out.


10. Proceeding to go out.


11. Coming home.


12. Waking up Thursday.


13. Dragging yourself to class Thursday with your eyes half open.


14. Realizing you have barely studied for your test Thursday.


15. Pulling an all-nighter to study.


16. Promising yourself you'll catch up on sleep this weekend.


17. Walking out of taking the test.


18. Being half ready to go out and half ready to crash.


19. Going out anyway.



20. Getting home late, promising you'll get work done Saturday.


21, Waking up at 2 Saturday.


22. Procrastinating all day.


23. Going out again despite all the work you put off.


24. Waking up Sunday morning staring at the pile of work you have to do.

25. Promising yourself you will never procrastinate again, yet letting the whole cycle repeat itself next week.



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