6:01 pm: Decide you are going to convince your roommates to go out

6:02 pm: They say no

6:03 pm: They say no again. Resort to guilt trips.

6:04 pm: The first one finally says yes

6:05 pm: The rest of them finally agree

7:59 pm: Start getting ready but your parents call you mid doing your hair

8:02 pm: All that talking to them makes you lazy, so you yell or one of your roommates

8:35 pm: Might as well have someone else do your makeup too

9:58 pm: Realize she did it way better than you ever could have

9:59 pm: Done getting ready, let the pre game start 

10:14 pm: A few shots in, you warn your friends: 

11:17 pm: 1st drink (AMF)

11:39 pm: 2nd drink (Polliwog)

12:04 am: 3rd drink (Dirty Sherley) and start talking to a crush

12:06 am: You're still talking

12:17 am: …..and you're still talking. You should really stop

12:24 am: You finally wrap up your drunken monologue

12:33 am: You see your friend’s ex and decide it’s time for a chat

12:39 am: She informs you she doesn’t even dislike him any more

12:40 am: You just stare at her humiliated

12:41 am: You realize this is a good time to leave

12:47 am: You round the troops and head out just for someone to have climbing as their one brilliant idea:

12:55 am: Which is funny until…

12:56 am: Resulting in the following:  

1:01 am: Try to sneak in with out waking up your roommate who left early

8:22 am: Your roommate gets home from a walk of shame

8:27 am: Tell her she did a lot of embarrassing things

8:28 am: Explain in great detail the weird things she did

8:34 am: It just keeps getting worse

9:07 am: In class later that day

9:09 am: Of course your professor has the most annoying voice 

9:14 am: Then she calls on you    

9:23 am: The headache really hits   

9:24 am: But, do you still want to go out tonight?