If The Kardashians Owned A Restaurant | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Entertainment

If The Kardashians Owned A Restaurant

Keeping up with Kim and Co. just got greasy

18
If The Kardashians Owned A Restaurant
Brian Bowen Smith/E!

As an avid "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" watcher, I have began to compare them to people I meet in everyday life. If the Kardashians were actual real life people, who would they be? Well, I think I have begun to figure it out. As they have matured, and are slowly becoming a household name, they seem to be easier and easier to figure out.

Kim, Kourtney, Khole, Kris, Kendall, Kylie and, yes, even Caitlyn all have a place in the everyday world. I was going to compare them to sorority sisters or even family, but then I realized the work force is a better option. So if the Kardashians worked in a food chain, this is what would happen......

The CEO of the company

Kris has a background in management, so why not allow her to be the CEO? She stays organized, and is the least wild of them all.

The in-store manager

Caitlyn is very laid back, but seems to love getting down and dirty when it comes to hard work. While being CEO would be ideal, she tends to take orders from Kris more than anyone.

The shift leader

She lives for bossing people around, so what a better way to do so then be in-charge of the shit?

The bartender

Because she is the craziest Kardashian I know, Khloe would fit right in with the bar scene. She loves a good party, and a good time. Pour the drinks girl, get the party started.

The waitress


Fun, spunky and outgoing, she's the perfect server. She really loves to share her positive energy, and stays mellow in stressful situations. All the qualities servers should have!

Front of house

Pretty, young and super fun! They will be the first people customers see when they come in, which may not be a bad thing.

Running a business may be hard, but if the Kardashians are involved, it would be chaotic. They may never really open a resturant and they may never all work together, it would be a great addition to the "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" show.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Featured

15 Mind-Bending Riddles

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

191389
 Ilistrated image of the planet and images of questions
StableDiffusion

I've been super busy lately with school work, studying, etc. Besides the fact that I do nothing but AP chemistry and AP economics, I constantly think of stupid questions that are almost impossible to answer. So, maybe you could answer them for me, and if not then we can both wonder what the answers to these 15 questions could be.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

Most Epic Aurora Borealis Photos: October 2024

As if May wasn't enough, a truly spectacular Northern Lights show lit up the sky on Oct. 10, 2024

15530
stunning aurora borealis display over a forest of trees and lake
StableDiffusion

From sea to shining sea, the United States was uniquely positioned for an incredible Aurora Borealis display on Thursday, Oct. 10, 2024, going into Friday, Oct. 11.

It was the second time this year after an historic geomagnetic storm in May 2024. Those Northern Lights were visible in Europe and North America, just like this latest rendition.

Keep Reading...Show less
 silhouette of a woman on the beach at sunrise
StableDiffusion

Content warning: This article contains descriptions of suicide/suicidal thoughts.

When you are feeling down, please know that there are many reasons to keep living.

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

Power of Love Letters

I don't think I say it enough...

458329
Illistrated image of a letter with 2 red hearts
StableDiffusion

To My Loving Boyfriend,

  • Thank you for all that you do for me
  • Thank you for working through disagreements with me
  • Thank you for always supporting me
  • I appreciate you more than words can express
  • You have helped me grow and become a better person
  • I can't wait to see where life takes us next
  • I promise to cherish every moment with you
  • Thank you for being my best friend and confidante
  • I love you and everything you do

To start off, here's something I don't say nearly enough: thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You do so much for me that I can't even put into words how much I appreciate everything you do - and have done - for me over the course of our relationship so far. While every couple has their fair share of tiffs and disagreements, thank you for getting through all of them with me and making us a better couple at the other end. With any argument, we don't just throw in the towel and say we're done, but we work towards a solution that puts us in a greater place each day. Thank you for always working with me and never giving up on us.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

11 Signs You Grew Up In Hauppauge, NY

Because no one ever really leaves.

26862
Map of Hauppauge, New York
Google

Ah, yes, good old Hauppauge. We are that town in the dead center of Long Island that barely anyone knows how to pronounce unless they're from the town itself or live in a nearby area. Hauppauge is home to people of all kinds. We always have new families joining the community but honestly, the majority of the town is filled with people who never leave (high school alumni) and elders who have raised their kids here. Around the town, there are some just some landmarks and places that only the people of Hauppauge will ever understand the importance or even the annoyance of.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments