1. Your friends don’t have the privilege to hang out with you.

Cuz you’re always too busy for them, so maybe they’ll just have to suffer and be alone without your amazing friendship...while you’re writing a 12 page paper...ha, joke’s on them...right?

2. You get 123035835043732 ideas of what to wear, where to eat, how to decorate your grad cap, etc. so you can make the best decisions.

They’ve done all the trial and error, so you just get to learn from all their mistakes.

3. Your friends can actually attend your graduation.

They get to see you in your aura of accomplishment, and you get to have a super supportive cheering section when you get handed your diploma. Win win.

4. They might have to start working in the ~real world~ but haha, you don’t...yet.

#SorryNotSorry

5. That’s also one more month they have to fend for themselves for such things as buying foods.

I’m still using my freshmen friends’ meal points so...

6. They don’t have homework anymore so you could probably just literally bug them whenever and vent about college stress 25/7.

They’ll actually pay attention to you! Finally ;)

7. Let’s face it–they probably miss all their college friends, but you still have 1 more month with yours :)

Yeah, they actually might miss college, but you’re still basking in its glory for a few more weeks. Woo!